The Most Difficult Thing To Get People

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

...humans Were The Only Creatures In The World That Ate Their Food Cooked. You'd Never Find A Gorilla Frying Up Some Bananas For Dinner Or A Lion Charcoal-broiling A Zebra Steak. Cats Don't Often Run To The Oven With A Mouse Or Bird They've Captured, And A Dog Wouldn't Naturally Prepare Its Rabbit Dinner In A Stew.

Nature Is Not Affected By Finance. If Someone Offered You Ten Thousand Dollars To Let Them Touch Your Eyeball Without Blinking, You Would Never Collect The Money. At The Very Last Moment, Nature Would Force You To Blink Your Eye. Nature Will Protect Her Own.

People With High Blood Pressure, Diabetes - Those Are Conditions Brought About By Life Style. If You Change The Life Style, Those Conditions Will Leave.

I Used To Get Letters Saying, 'i Didn't Know Black Children And White Children Were The Same.'