The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

What Abandoned Course Is That?

Practice Your Swing Until It Becomes A Habit Of Mind And Muscle.

I Was A Better Player At 50 Than I Was At 30.