The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last

Fame - Anyone Who Says He Doesn't Like It Is Crazy

There Is A Mass Of People, We Might As Well Admit, Who If They Weren't Watching Television, Would Be Doing Absolutely Nothing Else.

One Of The Troubles Of The Day, Observes Mr. C.n. Peac, Is That Once We Came Upon The Little Red Schoolhouse, Whereas Now We Come Upon The Little-read School Boy.

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

I Don't Stutter When I Talk To God. He Loves Me.