Middle Age Is When Your Old Classmates

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!

Banquet: A Plate Of Cold, Hairy Chicken And Artificially Coloured Green Peas Completely Surrounded By Dreary Speeches And Appeals For Donations.

Most Of The Things That Are Supposed To Be So Objectionable In Books Are Things That Every Teenager, In The United States, Not Only Knows, But Has Talked About At Length In School, Or On The Way Home From School.

Television, I Love It, Everything That Happened Before Television Lumped Together, Never Caused Folks To Turn On A Street To Stare At Me, Or Waitresses To Ask For Autographs.

Fame - Anyone Who Says He Doesn't Like It Is Crazy