Do I Believe In Ghosts? Of Course

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.

Everybody Was Being Decent, And When People Are Decent, Thing Work Out For Everybody. That Has Been My Theory All Through Life. If You're Making Money, Let The Other Fellow Make It Too. If Somebody's Getting Hurt, It's Bad, But If You Can Work A Thing Out So That Everybody Profits That's The Ideal Business.

They Tell About A Fifteen-year-old Boy In An Orphans' Home Who Had An Incurable Stutter. One Sunday The Minister Was Detained And The Boy Volunteered To Say The Prayer In His Stead. He Did It Perfectly, Too, Without A Single Stutter. Later He Explained, "i Don't Stutter When I Talk To God. He Loves Me."

Oratory Is The Art Of Making A Loud Noise Sound Like A Deep Thought.

The Person Who Can Bring The Spirit Of Laughter Into A Room Is Indeed Blessed.