An Oboe Is An Ill-wind That Nobody

I Think The Right To Read, Is One Of Our Inherent Rights, And I Think That People In America Today Are Intelligent Enough To Decide For Themselves What They Want To Read. Without Being Told, By Self-appointed People, You Must Not Read This, Or You Cannot Read This.

In A Notable Family Called Stein There Were Gertrude, And Ep, And Then Ein. Gert's Writing Was Hazy, Ep's Statues Were Crazy, And Nobody Understood Ein.

The Person Who Can Bring The Spirit Of Laughter Into A Room Is Indeed Blessed.

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!