An Oboe Is An Ill-wind That Nobody

Oratory Is The Art Of Making A Loud Noise Sound Like A Deep Thought.

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

Football Season: The Only Time Of The Year When A Man Can Walk Down The Street With A Blond On One Arm And A Blanket On The Other Without Encountering Raised Eyebrows.

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.

For Me, A Hearty "belly Laugh" Is One Of The Beautiful Sounds In The World.