The Democrats Should Have An Empty Chair

Is America Ready For A Black President? Well, I Say We Just Had A Retarded One. When Did Being Black Become A Bigger Deterrent Than Being Retarded?

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.

I've Been Married For 10 Years And, You Know, It's Hard, You Spruce It Up And You Go Places. How Do You Spruce Up Anything? Artificially. You Go Places And Do Things.

Men Are Only As Unfaithful As Their Options.

The Two Best Things You Can Do For A Person Is Have Sex Or Make Them Laugh.