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I Pride Myself On Being The Guy Who Can Do Def Comedy Jam And Charlie Rose. And Do Well On Both.

So, To Say Barack Obama Is Progress Is Saying That He's The First Black Person That Is Qualified To Be President. That's Not Black Progress. That's White Progress.

Men Are Only As Unfaithful As Their Options.

Black History Month Is In The Shortest Month Of The Year, And The Coldest-just In Case We Want To Have A Parade