The Dead Are The Only People To

Golf Is An Expensive Way To Make Yourself Miserable.

Money And Writing Appear To Be Mutually Exclusive.

The Dead Are The Only People To Have Permanent Dwellings.

Show Me A Writer, Any Writer, Who Hasn't Suffered And I'll Show You Someone Who Writes In Pastels As Opposed To Primary Colors.

No Animal On The Face Of The Earth Could Conceive Of Taxation. You And I Work Roughly Six Months A Year To Pay Our Local, State And Federal Taxes. If Nothing Else, This Should Convince You That Animals Are Smarter Than People.