Golf Is An Expensive Way To Make

The Only Merciful Thing About Drug Abuse Is The Speed With Which It Devastates You. Alcoholics Can Take Decades To Destroy Themselves And Everyone They Touch. The Drug Addict Can Accomplish This In A Year Or Two. Of Course, Suicide Is Even More Efficient.

Piety Is Like Garlic: A Little Goes A Long Way.

The Reason For Revolution Is So The Good Things In Life Circulate.

Once You Know What Women Are Like, Men Get Kind Of Boring. I'm Not Trying To Put Them Down, I Mean I Like Them Sometimes As People, But Sexually They're Dull.

If The World Were A Logical Place, Men Would Ride Side Saddle.