The Customer’s Always Right.

I Went To A Record Store, They Said They Specialized In Hard-to-find Records. Nothing Was Alphabetized!

Mitch”, But Then Reattach It And Call It “mitch-all-together.

I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.

Well, I Was Lost But Now I Live Here! I Have Severely Improved My Predicament!

On A Traffic Light Green Means 'go' And Yellow Means 'yield', But On A Banana It's Just The Opposite. Green Means 'hold On,' Yellow Means 'go Ahead,' And Red Means, 'where The Hell Did You Get That Banana At?'