I Wish They Made Fajita Cologne, Because

I Hate Flossing, I Wish I Just Had One Long Curvy Tooth. They Didn't Have To Make Separations For Me.

Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And Cheese For Adults.

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.

I Did A Radio Interview; The Dj's First Question Was "who Are You?" I Had To Think. Is This Guy Really Deep, Or Did I Drive To The Wrong Station?

I'm Into Carpooling, Because Sometimes My Car Gets Hot And Needs To Refresh Itself.