I've Always Wanted To Have A Suitcase

Spaghetti... I Can't Eat Spaghetti, There's Too Many Of Them. No Matter How Hungry I Am, 1,000 Of Something Is Too Many. I'll Have 1,000 Pieces Of Noodles.

Alcoholism Is The Only Disease That You Can Get Yelled At For Having.

All These Jokes Have Been Pre-approved As Funny By Me.

I Know People Who Believe In Ghosts But Don't Believe In Themselves.

I Tried To Have A Cookie, And This Girl Said, "i'm Mailing Those Cookies To My Friend." So I Couldn't Have One. You Shouldn't Make Cookies Untouchable.