The Critics - How Come You Never

There Are Plenty Of Good-looking Women Out There. Go Get Them.

I'd Like To Do 'saturday Night Live.'

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.

I'm Southern Baptist, Not A Meteorologist.

I Want To Get My Own Show Because 'today' Will Eventually Get Tired Of Me, Or The Audience Will Get Tired Of Me.