As An Only Child, I Never Felt

The Tv Weatherman Has Always Been One Of The Best, Most Secure Jobs. They Change Anchors, They Change The Set, Producers Come And Go. But The Weather Person Hangs On Forever!

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

As An Only Child, I Never Felt Insecure And Always Had Total Love.