The Crafty Cockney Had A Picture Of

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.

I Love Cheese And Biscuits, The Stronger The Better.

You Eat When You're Hungry, And I'm Not Normally Hungry In The Mornings.

I Remember When We Were In The World Cup In Australia And I Had To Win The Singles Against Tony Payne, Best Of Seven Legs, To Win It. I Was 2-0 Down But Ended Up Beating Him 4-2.

I Was Born At The Right Time. I Was A Freak - The Only Young Player When Darts Took Off In The 1970s.