My Dad Was An Arsenal Supporter And

The Crafty Cockney Had A Picture Of The Owner Dressed Up As A Copper, So I Brought It Home, Wore It On Tv And The Name Just Stuck.

I Have Two Bowls Of Confidence For Breakfast Each Morning.

I Was Born At The Right Time. I Was A Freak - The Only Young Player When Darts Took Off In The 1970s.

You Eat When You're Hungry, And I'm Not Normally Hungry In The Mornings.

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.