The Compleat Angler Is Acknowledged To Be

Each Section Of The British Isles Has Its Own Way Of Laughing, Except Wales, Which Doesn't.

Presently I Shall Be Introduced As 'this Venerable Old Gentleman' And The Axe Will Fall When They Raise Me To The Degree Of 'grand Old Man'. That Means On Our Continent Any One With Snow-white Hair Who Has Kept Out Of Jail Till Eighty.

Golf May Be Played On Sunday, Not Being A Game Within The View Of The Law, But Being A Form Of Moral Effort.

When Actors Begin To Think, It's Time For A Change. They Are Not Fitted For It.

A Silk Dress In Four Sections, And Shoes With High Heels That Would Have Broken The Heart Of John Calvin.