In Canada We Have Enough To Do

I Am A Great Believer In Luck, And I Find The Harder I Work The More I Have Of It.

The Attempt To Make The Consumption Of Beer Criminal Is As Silly And As Futile As If You Passed A Law To Send A Man To Jail For Eating Cucumber Salad.

Any Two Meals At A Boarding-house Are Together Less Than Two Square Meals.

Astronomy Teaches The Correct Use Of The Sun And The Planets.

Presently I Shall Be Introduced As 'this Venerable Old Gentleman' And The Axe Will Fall When They Raise Me To The Degree Of 'grand Old Man'. That Means On Our Continent Any One With Snow-white Hair Who Has Kept Out Of Jail Till Eighty.