The Classics Are Only Primitive Literature. They

About The Only Good Thing You Can Say About Old Age Is, It's Better Than Being Dead!

Each Section Of The British Isles Has Its Own Way Of Laughing, Except Wales, Which Doesn't.

You Know, Many A Man Realizes Late In Life That If When He Was A Boy He Had Known What He Knows Now, Instead Of Being What He Is He Might Be What He Won't; But How Few Boys Stop To Think That If They Knew What They Don't Know Instead Of Being What They Will Be, They Wouldn't Be?

American Politicians Do Anything For Money... English Politicians Take The Money And Won't Do Anything.

Being A Specialist Is One Thing, Getting A Job Is Another.