I Don't Know What It's Going To

I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm Jewish Because I Work The Yiddish. I Also Work The Italian, By The Way.

When People Heckle Me, I Have The Microphone. And The Press Has The Microphone.

I Think Looks Do Matter On Television.

Have Four Things Going. I Have Stand-up Comedy, Two Television Shows And I'm Working On A Play. I Like To Work, And I Fear That Something Could Fall Through. You Know What They Say: 'the Show Must Go Off.

What Daughter Thinks Of Her Parents In Flagrante Delicto? Yet, My Mother, Even After Years With Him, Dropped Hints Such As, 'you Know, Your Father Enjoys His Matinees.' I Never Even Saw Them Go To The Movies Together. What Could She Mean? All Those Afternoons, I Thought She Was Upstairs Listening To La Traviata, And Those High Notes Apparently Were Not Coming From The Radio.