The Bigger The Humbug, The Better People

Fortune Always Favors The Brave, And Never Helps A Man Who Does Not Help Himself.

The Desire For Wealth Is Nearly Universal, And None Can Say It Is Not Laudable, Provided The Possessor Of It Accepts Its Responsibilities, And Uses It As A Friend To Humanity.

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You Know I Had Rather Be Laughed At Than Not To Be Noticed At All.

The Bigger The Humbug, The Better People Will Like It.