The Best Bet You Get Is An

Drinking Is Bad Taste But Tastes Good.

Nothing Is More Responsible For The Good Old Days Than A Bad Memory.

The Trouble With This Country Is That There Are Too Many Politicians Who Believe, With A Conviction Based On Experience, That You Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time.

Having Imagination, It Takes You An Hour To Write A Paragraph That, If You Were Unimaginative, Would Take You Only A Minute. Or You Might Not Write The Paragraph At All.

The Rich Man Has His Motorcar, His Country And His Town Estate, He Smokes A Fifty-cent Cigar And Jeers At Fate. He Frivols Through The Livelong Day, He Knows Not Poverty, Her Pinch. His Lot Seems Light, His Heart Seems Gay; He Has A Cinch. Yet Though My Lamp Burns Low And Dim, Though I Must Slave For Livelihood- Think You That I Would Change With Him? You Bet I Would!