Count The Day Won, When The Earth,

While The Work Or Play Is On, It Is A Lot Of Fun If While You Are Doing One You Don't Constantly Feel That You Ought To Be Doing The Other.

Count The Day Won, When The Earth, Turning On Its Axis, Imposes No Additional Taxes

One Man's Pointlessness Is Another's Barbed Satire.

When The Political Columnists Say 'every Thinking Man' They Mean Themselves, And When Candidates Appeal To 'every Intelligent Voter' They Mean Everybody Who Is Going To Vote For Them

An Extravagance Is Something You Buy Which Is No Earthly Use To Your Wife.