The Aston Martin Is A Beautiful Car.

When I'm In Power, Here's How I'm Gonna Put The Country Back On Its Feet. I'm Going To Put Sterilizing Agents In The Following Products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, And Thick-crust Pizza. Only The 'tardiest Of The 'tards Like The Thick Crust.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

Junior Colleges Are High Schools With Ashtrays.

It's Funny When You're A Kid How You Can Acclimate To Almost Anything.

I Don't Have Anything Against My Mom, But My Family Has No Emotional Connection To Each Other.