That's Why I'm A Big Supporter Of

Despite What Your Girlfriend May Have Told You, Size Is Important, Bigger Is Better.

I'm Aware, As A Sane Person, That I'm Not The Best-looking Guy In The World. I'm Aware Of It. But When I Go Into A Party, I Will Walk Out With Your Girlfriend.

I Don't Speak Cockney And I Don't Pretend To Come From That Part Of The World. For The Longest Time The English, Like The Beatles And So On Sounded American. "she Loves You Yeah Yeah Yeah!" All Of The Sudden You Sound American. It Doesn't Work That Way With Americans Who Try To Sing English. It's Not Convincing. If I Say "footy" And "tele" And "brissy" And "sydney" And "simmo" It's Not Convincing.

Let's Look Different! I Like Monster Movies, So Why Can't I Have Godzilla's Face On My Boots?

I Wanted To Be In A Band That Gave Bang For The Buck. I Wanted To Be In The Band Who Didn't Look Like A Bunch Of Guys Who, You Know, Should Be In A Library Studying For Their Finals.