I Think I Know It All, Relatively

Rock Bands Are A Lot Like Football Teams: If A Guy Is On Drugs And Messes Up, Get Someone Else Who's Proud To Wear The Uniform And Be Part Of The Team.

My Mother Is Probably The Wisest Person I've Ever Known. She's Not Schooled, She's Not Well Read. But She Has A Philosophy Of Life That Makes Well-read People Seem Like Morons.

You Can't Rely On Anything. At The End Of The Day, All You Have Is Yourself.

Let's Say You're A Garage Mechanic, And You Have Big Dreams About Opening Up Your Own Chain Of Branded Garages Around The Country. Terrific.

I'll Get Rid Of The Drug Problem. The First Drug Dealer Will Be Publicly Executed In Front Of Everybody And All Of The Sudden The Rest Of The Drug Dealers Are Going To Go "uh Oh!" Watch How Fast The Drug Problem Disappears. If You Use Drugs, You're Addicted And You Steal Something, You'll Get Sent Off To The Outback And To Work Camps And All Of The Sudden No Drug Addicts. See How Simple That Is? So Simple.