I'm Pissed At A Nickel Because It

First, When I Was 12, I Saw A Spanish Girl Jumping Rope. I Never Saw Her Face, But It Was Still The Most Beautiful Sight I'd Ever Seen.

Why Is It That Most Of The Folks I Know Think "personal Growth" Is Caused Entirely By Those Second And Third Helpings Of Biscuits And Gravy?

My Skin Is More Beautiful Than Yours. I Would Be Quite More Popular In Jail If I So Chose.

I Like To Approach Every Day Like It's The Only Day I Will Ever Have.

There’s An Old Adage That Says That Money Is The Root Of All Evil. Bullshit. Lack Of Money Is The Root Of All Evil.