Thats Not A Place Where I'm Considered

Thank God I Never Got In A Fight. All Of The Jock Dudes Hated Me, But All Of Their Girlfriends Thought I Was Nice So They Wouldn't Touch Me. It Was Infuriating To Them.

I Just Want Everyone Out There To Know That I'm Super-awesome And A Great Guy And Really Cool To Talk To And That I Appreciate All The Support.

If Your Like Me, You Like To Wait Till Your Parents Are Having Sex And Walk In On Them And Act Like Its An Accident, And Then Ask If You Can Join In.

It Usually Happens Spur Of The Moment, Like When I Broke Up My Chemical Romance, It Was Just That Day That I Decided It Was Time For Them To Be Done. And People Were Very Upset About It So I Have To Choose My Next Victims Carefully.

When I Was Growing Up Skateboarding, A Bunch Of Friends And I Went To This Thrift Store And As We Were Leaving I Jumped Up And Passed Gas In My Friend's Face. I Turned Around And It Wasn't My Friend, It Was This Nice Old Lady Who Was Just Walking Out Of The Store. That Was Probably One Of The More Awkward Apologies I've Had To Make In My Life.