All The Really Pretty Girls Get Pregnant.

The Thing You Realize As You Get Older Is That Parents Don't Know What The Hell They're Doing And Neither Will You When You Get To Be A Parent

Why Do Scuba Divers Fall Backwards Off A Boat? Because If They Fell Forwards They'd Still Be In The Boat.

When People Are Amped Up, They Listen To More Upbeat, Loud Songs. A Frank Sinatra Album Sets A Certain Mood, Just As A Clash Record Sets Another.

The Process Of Introducing People To New Music Is Amazing. It's A Gift. One Of The Best Parts Of Any Day Is When Someone Says, 'hey, Check Out This New Band...'

I Did Mostly Good Things, Except Light Things On Fire.