That Was Very Close To Getting Killed.

Scoring High In Procreation, Got An A Studying Female Anatomy.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

Throughout My Life, There Are Four People I've Met Who Were Truly Original People. The Other Three Were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison And Pablo Picasso.

I'm Eighteen, And I Don't Know What I Want.

Reverend Smith, He Recognized Me And Punched Me In The Nose.