Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Stoopid.

God Gives You A Life And Says, 'okay, What Are You Going To Do With It?'

Old Enough To Be Drafted But Not Old Enough To Vote.

You Know It's Always Funny - The More Legend Awards You Get, The Closer You Get To The Grave, I Guess, I Am Going Full Strength Right Now So It's Great To Get These While You're Alive, I'd Hate To Get Them After You're Dead.

I'm Not Crazy About Country-western Music. But The Lyrics Are Good. "i'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy" Is Pretty Clever.

It Used To Be Said: As Gm Goes, So Goes America. Now It's: As Starbucks Goes, So Goes America.