And If I Am Elected, I Promise

Stick A Needle In Your Arm, You Bite The Dust, You Buy The Farm.

No More Mr. Nice Guy.

Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

We Cheated On Our Math Tests, We Carved Some Dirty Words On The Desk.

My Granddad Was An Evangelist, And My Grandma, She Was As Tough As Nails. She Watched 'american Bandstand' Every Day When She Was In Her 80s, 90s. She Loved Rock Music. I Never Had Anyone In My Family That Was Anti-rock N' Roll.