The Minute You Step Onstage, You Get

Freedom To Rock, Freedom To Talk. Freedom, Raise Your Fist And Yell.

When I Was A Kid And My Parents Started Talking About Politics, I'd Run To My Room And Put On The Rolling Stones As Loud As I Could. So When I See All These Rock Stars Up There Talking Politics, It Makes Me Sick... If You're Listening To A Rock Star In Order To Get Your Information On Who To Vote For, You're A Bigger Moron Than They Are. Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

If I Spray It On The Seat, Lady Gonna Tie A Big Knot In The Meat.

I Have Never Made Fun Of Religion. Religion Is Something I Don't Even Want To Mess With, Because I Am Really Afraid Of The Clouds Opening Up And My Being Struck By Lightning.

Johnny [depp] Got This Rock 'n' Roll Old Soul To Him. If I Say A Song, He Goes, 'oh Yeah. I Know That Song.' A Song He Shouldn't Know, A Song That's Not His Generation At All. So He Might As Well Have Been There.