Why Be Boring? Have Some Fun. Rock

Dead Babies Can Take Care Of Themselves, Dead Babies Can´t Take Things Off The Shelf.

I Read Dad's Books Like I Did Before, Now Things Are Crystal Clear. Lock The Door In The Bathroom, Now I Just Can't Get Caught In Here.

We Cheated On Our Math Tests, We Carved Some Dirty Words On The Desk.

When I Moved To L. A. With This Little Wimpy Garage Band, The First People We Met Were The Doors. Then We Met Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin. All Of The People Who Died Of Excess Were Our Big Brothers And Sisters. So I Said To Myself: How Do You Become A Legend And Enjoy It? The Answer Is To Create A Character As Legendary As Those Guys And Leave That Character On The Stage.

They Say That Golf Isn't A Contact Sport. Not The Way That We Play It