The Only Real Person You Need To

There Was A Period Of Time When I Thought I Had To Be Alice Cooper All The Time.

She's Cool In Bed, As She Ought To Be, Cuz Ethyl's Dead.

Throughout My Life, There Are Four People I've Met Who Were Truly Original People. The Other Three Were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison And Pablo Picasso.

Never Be Late. When You're Late, What You're Saying Is That Your Time Is More Important Than The Other Person's Time. That's Pretty Egotistical.

I Have Never Made Fun Of Religion. Religion Is Something I Don't Even Want To Mess With, Because I Am Really Afraid Of The Clouds Opening Up And My Being Struck By Lightning.