Tell Them To Stand Closer Apart.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

It's Absolutely Impossible, But It Has Possibilities.

When Someone Does Something Good, Applaud! You Will Make Two People Happy.

Don't Pay Any Attention To The Critics; Don't Even Ignore Them.

A Wide Screen Just Makes A Bad Film Twice As Bad.