A Hospital Is No Place To Be

There Is A Statue Of Limitation.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

If I Were In This Business Only For The Business, I Wouldn't Be In This Business.

Gentlemen, I Want You To Know That I Am Not Always Right, But I Am Never Wrong.

Give Me A Smart Idiot Over A Stupid Genius Any Day.