A Hospital Is No Place To Be

This Music Won't Do. There's Not Enough Sarcasm In It.

If Roosevelt Were Alive Today, He'd Turn Over In His Grave.

If I Did That, I'd Be Sticking My Head In A Moose.

Let's Bring It Up To Date With Some Snappy Nineteenth Century Dialogue.

Some Who Are Not Paid What They Are Worth Ought To Be Glad.