I'm Living Beyond My Means, But I

If I Could Drop Dead Right Now, I'd Be The Happiest Man Alive.

Don't Pay Any Attention To The Critics; Don't Even Ignore Them.

Let's Bring It Up To Date With Some Snappy Nineteenth Century Dialogue.

I'd Hire The Devil Himself As A Writer If He Gave Me A Good Story.

I Don't Care If It Doesn't Make A Nickel. I Just Want Every Man, Woman, And Child In America To See It.