Tell Me What You Need, And I'll

By Definition, Risk-takers Often Fail. So Do Morons. In Practice It's Difficult To Sort Them Out.

I've Always Defined Myself Not As A Cartoonist , But As An Entrepreneur. That Was True Before I Tried Cartooning. I Always Imagined Cartooning Would Be How I Got My Seed Capital. I Always Thought My Other Businesses Would Be The Less Dominant Part Of My Life.

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day

There's Nothing More Dangerous Than A Resourceful Idiot.

There Are Very Few Personal Problems That Cannot Be Solved Through A Suitable Application Of High Explosives.