Good Ideas Have No Value Because The

This Happens To Me: I Have This Great Idea And Then I Make The Mistake Of Telling Someone Else.

I Respectfully Decline The Invitation To Join Your Hallucination.

Your Best Work Involves Timing. If Someone Wrote The Best Hip Hop Song Of All Time In The Middle Ages, He Had Bad Timing.

Obviously There's Not Much Options When You're A Cartoonist - You Pretty Much Either Work At Home Or Rent An Office I Guess, And Working At Home Just Seems Easier.

Reporters Are Faced With The Daily Choice Of Painstakingly Researching Stories Or Writing Whatever People Tell Them. Both Approaches Pay The Same.