If You Spend All Your Time Arguing

He Changed More Times Than A Baby In A Beer-drinking Contest.

The Day You Realize That Your Efforts And Rewards Are Not Related, It Really Frees Up Your Calendar.

I Think The Pleasure Of Completed Work Is What Makes Blogging So Popular. You Have To Believe Most Bloggers Have Few If Any Actual Readers. The Writers Are In It For Other Reasons. Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers Thwarting You At Every Turn. All You Get Is The Pleasure Of A Completed Task.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus Is Dead, You Have No Evidence That The Earth Is Round. Dilbert: Look. You Can Ask Senator John Glenn. He Orbited The Earth When He Was An Astronaut. Dogbert: So, Your Theory Depends On The Honesty Of Politicians. Dilbert: Yes... No, Wait.

The Main Difference Between Marketing And Fraud Is That Criminals Have To Pay For Their Own Alcohol.