Life Is Half Delicious Yogurt, Half Crap,

Every Year, It Takes More Brains To Navigate This Complicated World. More People Are Falling Below What I Call The 'incompetence Line' Through No Fault Of Their Own.

When Did Ignorance Become A Point Of View?

Large Corporations Welcome Innovation And Individualism In The Same Way The Dinosaurs Welcomed Large Meteors.

Mockery Is An Important Social Tool For Squelching Stupidity. I’ve Never Seen Anyone Change His Mind Because Of The Power Of A Superior Argument Or The Acquisition Of New Facts. But I’ve Seen Plenty Of People Change Behavior To Avoid Being Mocked.

Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto