A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray

Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A Good Way To Get Laid.

God Designs People's Emotions So You Fall In Love With People Who, In Return, Wouldn't Even Use Your Hollowed-out Skull For A Spittoon.

He Changed More Times Than A Baby In A Beer-drinking Contest.

You Can Change Only What People Know, Not What They Do.

Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not Enough Coffee.