A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray

You Don't Argue With A Four-year Old About Why He Shouldn't Eat Candy For Dinner. You Don't Punch A Mentally Handicapped Guy Even If He Punches You First. And You Don't Argue When A Women Tells You She's Only Making 80 Cents To Your Dollar. It's The Path Of Least Resistance. You Save Your Energy For More Important Battles.

The Most Ineffective Workers Are Systematically Moved To The Place Where They Can Do The Least Damage: Management.

I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands At The Same Time.

Our Perceptions Of Truth Are Built Around What Is Practical, Not What Is True. Even The Smartest Human Brain Doesn't Have The Capacity For Discerning True Facts. That's Why So Many Of Us Settle For Scientific Facts. It's The Best We Can Do.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.