A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray

Failure Is Where Success Likes To Hide In Plain Sight.

I Burned Out My Drawing Hand By Using It Too Much. The Common Word For It Is Writer's Cramp. The Fancy Words For It Are Focal Dystonia. The Symptom In My Case Was A Pinky Finger That Went Spastic When I Tried To Draw.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus Is Dead, You Have No Evidence That The Earth Is Round. Dilbert: Look. You Can Ask Senator John Glenn. He Orbited The Earth When He Was An Astronaut. Dogbert: So, Your Theory Depends On The Honesty Of Politicians. Dilbert: Yes... No, Wait.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.