A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray

Lately, The Only Thing Keeping Me From Being A Serial Killer Is My Distaste For Manual Labor.

I Burned Out My Drawing Hand By Using It Too Much. The Common Word For It Is Writer's Cramp. The Fancy Words For It Are Focal Dystonia. The Symptom In My Case Was A Pinky Finger That Went Spastic When I Tried To Draw.

There Is No Idea So Bad That It Cannot Be Made To Look Brilliant With The Proper Application Of Fonts And Color.

Just Because No One Has Ever Gotten Better From Spasmodic Dysphonia Before Doesn't Mean I Can't Be The First.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert