Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not

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A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.

Frankly, I’m Suspicious Of Anyone Who Has A Strong Opinion On A Complicated Issue.

No Matter How Many Times I Visit New York City, I Am Always Struck By The Same Thing - A Yellow Taxicab.