He Changed More Times Than A Baby

Caring About The Quality Of Your Work Causes Stress. Stress Can Kill You. Maintain Good Health By Remembering That The Stockholders Are Complete Strangers Who Have Never Done Anything For You.

Your Best Work Involves Timing. If Someone Wrote The Best Hip Hop Song Of All Time In The Middle Ages, He Had Bad Timing.

In Yesterday's Post, I Asked How Many Of You Guys Would Have Sex With A Robot If It Was Indistinguishable From A Hot Human Woman. About 95% Of The Hetero Guys Said They Would. The Other 5% Expressed A Strong Preference For Lying.

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

Technology Will Definitely Solve All Our Problems, But In The Process It Will Create Brand New Ones. But That's O.k. Because The Most You Can Expect From Life Is To Get To Solve Better And Better Problems.