Work Is Like The Rest Of Life.

The Surest Way To Identify Those Who Won't Succeed At Weight Loss Is That They Tend To Say Things Like "my Goal Is To Lose Ten Pounds." Weight Targets Often Work In The Short Run. But If You Need Willpower To Keep The Weight Off, You're Doomed In The Long Run. The Only Way To Succeed In The Long Run Is By Using A System That Bypasses Your Need For Willpower.

One Dilbert Blog Reader Noted That Current Research Shows That Happiness Causes Success More Than Success Causes Happiness. That Makes Sense To Me. There's Plenty Of Research About People Having A Baseline Of Happiness That Doesn't Vary Much With Circumstances. And Given That Happy People Are Typically Optimistic, Energetic, And Fun To Work With, I Can See How Happiness Would Lead To Success.

For Five Hundred Dollars, I'll Name A Subatomic Particle After You. Some Of My Satisfied Customers Include Arthur C. Quark And George Meson.

Hard Work Is Rewarding. Taking Credit For Other People's Hard Work Is Rewarding And Faster.

I Believe Everybody In The World Should Have Guns. Citizens Should Have Bazookas And Rocket Launchers Too. I Believe That All Citizens Should Have Their Weapons Of Choice. However, I Also Believe That Only I Should Have The Ammunition. Because Frankly, I Wouldn't Trust The Rest Of The Goobers With Anything More Dangerous Than String.