To Err Is Human. To Cover It

The World Isn't Fair, But As Long As It's Tilting In My Direction, I Find That There's A Natural Cap To My Righteous Indignation.

We Expect Others To Act Rationally Even Though We Are Irrational.

A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.

The Cheesecake Factory Is A Great Business Model, But If You Take Your Wife There For Your 25th Wedding Anniversary, You Might Not Reach Your 26th.

I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.