To Err Is Human. To Cover It

Informed Decision-making Comes From A Long Tradition Of Guessing And Then Blaming Others For Inadequate Results.

Never Base Your Budget Requests On Realistic Assumptions, As This Could Lead To A Decrease In Your Funding.

Every Credible Scientist On Earth Says Your Products Harm The Environment. I Recommend Paying Weasels To Write Articles Casting Doubt On The Data. Then Eat The Wrong Kind Of Foods And Hope You Die Before The Earth Does.

There's A Fine Line Between Marketing And Grand Theft.

A Person With A Flexible Schedule And Average Resources Will Be Happier Than A Rich Person Who Has Everything Except A Flexible Schedule. Step One In Your Search For Happiness Is To Continually Work Toward Having Control Of Your Schedule.