To Err Is Human. To Cover It

A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.

Needing Someone Is Like Needing A Parachute. If They Are Not There The First Time You Need Them, Chances Are You Won't Be Needing Them Again.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

If Free Will Exists, Why Do The Tallest Candidates With The Best Hair Usually Win Elections ?

We Know The Goats Are Imported Because They Don't Speak English.