To Err Is Human. To Cover It

The Best Way To Compile Inaccurate Information That No One Wants Is To Make It Up.

I'm Slowly Becoming A Convert To The Principle That You Can't Motivate People To Do Things, You Can Only Demotivate Them. The Primary Job Of The Manager Is Not To Empower But To Remove Obstacles.

I Had Several Different Bosses During The Early Years Of 'dilbert.' They Were All Pretty Sure I Was Mocking Someone Else.

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