Television Is Democracy At Its Ugliest.

You Don't Send A Man To His Death Because You Want A Hero.

Ma, Sooner Or Later There Comes A Point In A Man's Life When He's Gotta Face Some Facts. And One Fact I've Got To Face Is Whateverit Is Women Like, I Ain't Got It.

Television Is Not The Truth! Television Is A Goddamned Amusement Park. Television Is A Circus, A Carnival, A Travelling Troupe Of Acrobats And Story-tellers, Singers And Dancers, Jugglers, Sideshow Freaks, Lion-tamers And Football Players. We're In The Boredom-killing Business!

I'm Afraid To Look In The Mirror. I'm Afraid I'm Going To See An Old Lady With White Hair, Just Like The Old Ladies In The Park. Alittle Bundle In A Black Shawl Just Waiting For The Coffin.

Americans Don’t Want Drama, Especially Good Drama, They Just Want Their Boredom Killed.