Television Is Democracy At Its Ugliest.

Television Will Do Anything For A Rating... Anything!

God Save Us From People Who Do The Morally Right Thing. It's Always The Rest Of Us Who Get Broken In Half.

Television Is Not The Truth! Television Is A Goddamned Amusement Park. Television Is A Circus, A Carnival, A Travelling Troupe Of Acrobats And Story-tellers, Singers And Dancers, Jugglers, Sideshow Freaks, Lion-tamers And Football Players. We're In The Boredom-killing Business!

Television Is Democracy At Its Ugliest.

Don't Think Of It As Art, Think Of It As Work.