I'm A Human Being, God-dammit. My Life

It's Not Greed And Ambition That Makes Wars--it's Goodness. Wars Are Always Fought For The Best Of Reasons, For Liberation Or Manifest Destiny, Always Against Tyranny And Always In The Best Interests Of Humanity. So Far This War, We've Managed To Butcher Some 10,000,000 People In The Interest Of Humanity. The Next War, It Seems We'll Have To Destroy All Of Man In Order To Preserve His Damn Dignity.

Television Will Do Anything For A Rating... Anything!

Ma, Sooner Or Later There Comes A Point In A Man's Life When He's Gotta Face Some Facts. And One Fact I've Got To Face Is Whateverit Is Women Like, I Ain't Got It.

I'm A Human Being, God-dammit. My Life Has Value!

All My Brothers, My Brothers-in-law, They're Always Telling Me What A Good-hearted Guy I Am. You Don't Get To Be Good-hearted By Accident. You Get Kicked Around Long Enough, You Get To Be A Real Professor Of Pain.